Jesus Overturns Stuffs

Hey there fellow College Linkers! We met at Leslie's house this week and was blessed with good food. Credits go to Ah Hong for the roasted chicken, Cezanne (or rather, her dad) for the Spaghetti, and Jabez (or rather, his mum) for the curry chicken. Lol, we need to learn how to cook.  Oh, and also to Leslie for sacrificing his precious Gardenia. Very noble of you, Leslie.

As usual, there were some leftovers and Michael Boon finished up everything...and he does it while maintaining every girl's dream figure. We came to the conclusion that there must be some giant tapeworm in him but he refuses to de-worm himself. Oh well.

After eating we played a game. We were supposed to pass a bottle around until the music stopped. Whoever was holding the bottle at that time was supposed to tell everyone, 'something unobvious about themelves'.

Okay so the song started, and we started playing the game to some weird Canto station because Leslie didn't know how to operate the radio. One of the first few rounds went to Jabez, and he revealed that he used to like fishing/have a fish/ate fish. I don't know which one it was actually, but his laugh was really funny.

Unfortunate enough, the bottle fell on me twice. The second time round, I revealed that I actually liked Gangnam Style, even though I told everyone I hated it. Everyone then proceeded to force me to dance, which I said I would if I was ever unfortunate enough to get the bottle a third time. A conspiracy was what happened next. They MADE the bottle fell on me again.There was no choice but to dance, and somehow Daniel was pulled into it too. We started gangnam-ing, but it all ended when an awkward move happened by accident.

After that, Josh Ee got the bottle, and he performed an impressive Pavarotti piece for us...Opera Gangnam Style!

Next, op-op-op-OP (Oon Peng) gave a short testimony about how God worked in his life and blessed him with a scholarship to Australia. Short and sweet stuff.

When OP finished his testimony, Leslie started telling a story. This was how the story went:

Once upon a time, a long long time ago, there was a man named Jesus. One day, he went to his house of prayer and saw that it had become a den of robbers. He started overturning the money changers' table and the benches of the dove sellers.

(Oh by the way, I checked google translate. Doves and pigeons are both called merpatis. Tsk, identity crisis.)

Anyway, the blind and the lame came to ask for healing, and Jesus healed them. The children then started shouting, Hosanna to the son of David! When the pharisees saw this they got angry, and asked Jesus, DO YOU HEAR WHAT THEY ARE SAYING?! Jesus replied, abothen? Didn't read Scriptures one hor you all? From the lips of children and (foetusus? I just CANNOT remember the word!) you have ordained praise. Then, Jesus walked off with swag into the sunset.

So the moral of the story: don't be like the pharisees.

Don't scold random cars on the road bo akai and don't tell people you're on the way when you're actually still at home.

The end.

Challenge of the week:

Retell the story with all the right keywords in place!

Read more here: Let's Clink - Will you do the SAME?

See everyone next Tuesday!

April